Check Your SASS — Roast Your Software Stack

ROAST MY STACK

How much sass is hiding in your SaaS?

This is entertainment-grade triage, not a financial audit. More sass = more reasons to take a serious look at the stack.

1. How many SaaS tools are you paying for?

1–10. We can still name them. 11–25. A healthy little ecosystem. 26–50. It’s becoming a neighbourhood. 51–100. The stack has zoning laws. Honestly? Nobody knows.

2. Could someone name the owner of every paid app?

Yes. Every app has an owner. Mostly. About half. Not really. Does “the credit card” count as an owner?

3. When did you last compare paid seats with actual use?

Within the last month. Within the last quarter. Sometime this year. I can’t remember. We trust the seats to manage themselves.

4. How much tool overlap do you think you have?

None that we know of. Maybe one or two overlaps. A few teams use different tools for similar jobs. Every team appears to have favourites. We have multiple tools to discuss which tool to use.

5. How are software subscriptions paid?

Central purchasing or procurement. Mostly centralized. Several corporate cards. Cards, reimbursements and a little improvisation. Finance discovers apps by accident.

6. How are renewal dates tracked?

A proper calendar/process with notice dates. Mostly tracked. Some are tracked. Surprise renewals happen. Renewal emails are our strategy.

7. What happens to SaaS access when someone leaves?

Automated and verified. A real checklist. Mostly manual, but consistent. Depends who remembers. Hope and vibes.

8. Do you have a current software inventory?

Yes, and it’s actually current. Mostly current. Partial. Technically yes. Emotionally no. We have tabs open somewhere.

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YOUR SAAS SASS SCORE

0/100

Okay, enough sass. Want the actual numbers?

The score above is deliberately playful. Check Your SaaS is the serious version: combine software inventory, transaction files and optional read-only Microsoft 365 / Google Workspace evidence into an evidence-based action plan.

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WHY THIS EXISTS

Yes, the typo story is real.

We accidentally registered the SASS version while setting up Check Your SaaS. The responsible choice was probably a redirect. This was funnier.

WHAT THIS ISN’T

The roast is not the audit.

This quiz does not inspect your accounts, estimate guaranteed savings or tell you to cancel anything. The serious product uses the evidence you choose to provide and keeps recommendations separate from confirmed savings.